Monthly Monday Madlib: Vegan Seeking Vegan

We're starting a new tradition today. The first Monday of every month, we'll post a new madlib here, on Facebook, Tumblr, etc. Reply to us absolutely anywhere (comment here, email info@lookielou.com, reply on Facebook, whatever makes you happy) with your madlib "answers" and you'll automatically be entered to win 15% off your next order. You have until Wednesday to work on your submission. On Wednesday, we'll post the submissions we've received. We'll then pick the one we think is the funniest and send that person a coupon code for 15% off. Woohoo! Let's play.

This month's madlib takes the form of a personal ad.

Vegan Seeking Vegan

  1. adjective
  2. unit of time
  3. adjective
  4. adjective
  5. profession
  6. specialty of that profession
  7. place
  8. city
  9. gerund (A gerund = a word ending in -ing. Grammar alert: More accurately, a gerund is a noun formed from a verb and ending in -ing)
  10. gerund
  11. adjective
  12. hobby
  13. sport
  14. recreational activity
  15. famous person or character
  16. famous person or character
  17. famous person or character
  18. famous person or character
  19. music group/band
  20. number
  21. illness or disease
  22. body part

*Update* Top Submissions

Vegan Seeking Vegan #1

I’m a bumfuzzling vegan looking for a millennia-long relationship with another vivacious, smooth vegan. I’m a Director of Table Sports specializing in air hockey instruction at an animal sanctuary. I’m very into health and like to practice yoga in the automotive museum. I love travel and make time for charity work whenever I’m in Amsterdam. I enjoy skipping in the woods, thinking at the beach, and eating at chartreuse restaurants. I’d like to meet someone interested in collecting stamps, hacky sack, and not afraid to try charades. My fantasy date has the intellect of Coco Chanel, the good looks of Nicki Minaj, the compassion of Anne Frank, and a Stitch-esque sense of humor. I also love music, but if you listen to Ben Schuller, don’t bother responding. Oh, and since my profile picture was taken I’ve lost 729 pounds, suffered from a bout of Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis, and pierced my earlobe. Otherwise, I look pretty much the same. 

 

Vegan Seeking Vegan #2

I’m a strong vegan looking for a second-long relationship with another funny, pretty vegan. I’m a dentist specializing in root canals at an animal sanctuary. I’m very into health and like to practice yoga in jail. I love travel and make time for charity work whenever I’m in Rome. I enjoy flossing in the woods, kissing at the beach, and eating at hot restaurants. I’d like to meet someone interested in knitting, rugby and not afraid to try frisbee. My fantasy date has the intellect of Ronald Reagan, the good looks of Mother Teresa, the compassion of Big Bird, and a Caitlyn Jenner-esque sense of humor. I also love music, but if you listen to Fun, don’t bother responding. Oh, and since my profile picture was taken I’ve lost 3 pounds, suffered from a bout of high blood pressure, and pierced my finger. Otherwise, I look pretty much the same.

 

Vegan Seeking Vegan #3

I’m a hot vegan looking for a one-Mississippi-long relationship with another international, significant vegan. I’m a clown specializing in balloon animals at an animal sanctuary. I’m very into health and like to practice yoga in the liquor store. I love travel and make time for charity work whenever I’m in Detroit. I enjoy bag piping in the woods, skipping at the beach, and eating at single restaurants. I’d like to meet someone interested in tiny packages of ketchup, same-sex ice dancing, and not afraid to try to break Guinness records. My fantasy date has the intellect of Jeff Lewis, the good looks of Elvis, the compassion of George W. Bush, and Paris Hilton-esque sense of humor. I also love music, but if you listen to New Kids on the Block, don’t bother responding. Oh, and since my profile picture was taken I’ve lost 456 pounds, suffered from a bout of pica, and pierced my big toe. Otherwise, I look pretty much the same.

 

And this month's winner is.... Submission #1! You know who you are. We'll be emailing you your prize soon.


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